The shears! They were gone. And just when he needed them most. Torn awake by saber-tooth snarls, Klump tore...

In and out. A motto for the amateur grocery shopper. Fill your basket and get out but you know better. ...

Dead men tell no tales – the pirates code. But when Rocco, first matey aboard the abominable “Seashell”...

Wooomp! The volcano erupted! Bertha squatted in her web, too anxious to think. Stuffed with lunch, too full to...

The Dumpy Times Lost Cow Major Beef, a small town cow, disappeared yesterday aboard the Whirly Turd,  a new...

Hunger brought the beast to town. True love kept him there. After all, why else would he stay? The weather was...

I come from a small family of fourteen. Leaving food on the table was like abandoning it to the wolves...

Eighty-seven years old. Fat. Decrepit. Good with a dustpan. I arranged these traits at the top of my resume...