Gone Extinct
The shears! They were gone. And just when he needed them most. Torn awake by saber-tooth snarls, Klump tore apart his cave to search. Klump was a barber. He cut…
Apple Bun Burger Unlocked
Munchies Score 0 Out of 100 Review: You can always cook a burger more, but you can never uncook it. So what do you do when you leave your meat…
Bacon Stuffed Dates Will Blow Your Mind
Munchies Score 0 Out of 100 Dates make me fart. Both kinds. When I’m out flirting (nerves), and when I’m in stuffing my face (fruit). Yet I still do both,…
Vietnamese Spring Rolls – The Best Recipe For Leftovers!
Munchies Score 0 Out of 100 The menus of even top restaurants suffer from seasonal allergies. They snort and sneeze at the idea of hot chili in summer, the cool…
Potato Pizza Crust – A “Mash” Made in Heaven
Munchies Score 0 Out of 100 The kitchen produces more monstrosities than ever before; and therefore, more controversy. Among the hottest: gas-station sushi, decaf coffee, pizza crust alternatives. The last…
Chia Seed Pudding – Easy Meal Prep Breakfast
Munchies Score 0 Out of 100 You wander into the grocery store, searching for a new breakfast snack, and stumble upon a bag of chia seeds. It looks like the…
Grocery List
In and out. A motto for the amateur grocery shopper. Fill your basket and get out… but you know better. You know that an old lady will park her electric…
Beware the Booty
Dead men tell no tales - the pirates code. But when Rocco, first matey aboard the abominable “Seashell”, sunk to the bottom of the ocean, Davy Jones himself recorded the…
Beauty or Beast
Hunger brought the beast to town. True love kept him there. After all, why else would he stay? The weather was miserable. Freezing cold winds bullied the slums, mindless, savage,…
Intolerant
I come from a small family of fourteen. Leaving food on the table was like abandoning it to the wolves (especially when Gramps wore his dentures). So, when my newest…