Abomidable Breath
Teeth like sticks of butter gave away my client, the abominable snowman, hiding behind a dead bush. I pretended not to notice and unloaded his monthly supply of ketchup from…
Bank Robber Bust
Eighty-seven years old. Fat. Decrepit. Good with a dustpan. I arranged these traits at the top of my resume and handed them to the bank manager. He took me on…
Hatched To Die
Wooomp! The volcano erupted! Bertha squatted in her web, too anxious to think. Stuffed with lunch, too full to hide from the ash that sprinkled her head. Decorated her like…
Ground the Beef
The Dumpy Times Lost Cow Major Beef, a small town cow, disappeared yesterday aboard the Whirly Turd, a new attack helicopter. Allegedly, he was stuffed into the machine like the…